To the tune of 'My old mans a dustman'.
OOOOOOHHHHHH Freddy is a traveler,
He owns a caravan,
He'll tarmac your front garden,
and over charge your nan,
He scored against united,
Got booked against the Shite,
And now he plays for the Wanderers
He'll score all fecking night.
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH